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I am a wordbuilder, boatbuilder, and freelancer/travelwriter. I also like to build, repair and refinish furniture, mostly on commission. Some part of me shows up on this blog site. More to come as I relate my travels and travails! View all posts by John Holt

Posted on November 25, 2018November 29, 2018Author John Holt

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